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Education: Reason you have not quit: i love the mosh metal too much!
Reason you don’t have a better job: felony on my record.
What would you rather be doing right now: swimming in the ocean

First Tape you ever bought: quiet riot..
First CD you ever bought: ozzy osbourne…
First record you ever bought: motley crue 7″

Previous Jobs: Favorite book: i hate books.
Favorite film: grandma’s boy
Food of the week: einstein’s
Drink of the week: ice tea
Favorite band with “dog” or “wolf” in the name: snoop dogg

Favorite Albums: Current “Top 5″ Playlist: (non-eulogy/HoH)
1. brad paisley
2.down
3.slayer
4.pantera
5. blake shelton

Hobbies: Oldest Person You’ve Slept with: virgin
Last occasion you soiled yourself: can’t remember.
Number of dudes you’ve smooched: none that i recall.
Strangest thing you’ve done thus far: i’d rather not say.

Marital Status: Single.

Ian ‘Sparrow Grabbin’ Rowan
Owner, art director, Token Wheelchair Guy

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Education: Reason you have not quit: I am a loathsome cripple who no one would hire
Reason you don’t have a better job: Ditto.
What would you rather be doing right now: Walking and/or watching Magnum P.I.

First Tape you ever bought: Snow “Informer” single
First CD you ever bought: Color Me Bad “C.M.B.”
First record you ever bought: Lady and the Tramp Golden Record 78 rpm

Previous Jobs: I was a paperboy when I was 11. Someone paid me to do something for them once but I didn’t do it and bought a palm tree with the money and didn’t answer my phone for 6 months.
Favorite book: Bounced Czech
Favorite film: Edward Penishands
Food of the week: Crepes
Drink of the week: Metromint water
Favorite band with “dog” or “wolf” in the name: Temple of the Dog

Favorite Albums: Current “Top 5″ Playlist: (non-eulogy/HoH)
1. Thrice “Alchemy Index Vol. 1-4″
2. Protest The Hero “Fortress”
3. Alice in Chains “Dirt”
4. Down “III over the under”
5. Clutch “Blast Tyrant”

Hobbies: Oldest Person You’ve Slept with: 25
Last occasion you soiled yourself: D. Wades pwned my ass but the cornbread is so sweet.
Number of dudes you’ve smooched: Probably like 4
Strangest thing you’ve done thus far: Orchestrated a veal heart getting fucked in my kitchen

Website:

http://ianrowan.com

http://www.ironforgepress.com

Marital Status: Involved with a lady bird

J C
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Education: Reason you have not quit: Because we have weekly meetings at Starbucks now instead of Dunkin Donuts. I don’t even drink coffee.
Reason you don’t have a better job: Cuz I keep failing the piss test to become a toll booth operator.
What would you rather be doing right now: Going to Vegas to catch “Bernard Hopkins vs. Joe Calzaghe” this Sat.

First Tape you ever bought: Maxell or TDK:)
First CD you ever bought: Either Bad Brains or Celtic Frost.
First record you ever bought: Could’ve been either The Police, Foreigner, Billy Joel, The Doors or Rolling Stones.

Previous Jobs: Favorite book: The Wolf Of Wall Street
Favorite film: The Wild Life
Food of the week: Arroz Con Pollo (Bobby Flay’s “Throwdown” recipe)
Drink of the week: Sprite Zero
Favorite band with “dog” or “wolf” in the name: Temple of the Dog / Wolfsbane
Oldest Person You’ve Slept with: Ian – you sure this isn’t a Myspace survey:)

Favorite Albums: Current “Top 5″ Playlist: (non-eulogy/HoH)
1. Dismember “Dismember”
2. Torche “Meanderthal”
3. Token Entry “Jaybird/Weight Of The World”
4. Candiria “Kiss The Lie”
5. Kingdom Of Sorrow “Kingdom Of Sorrow”

Hobbies: Last occasion you soiled yourself: At my bachelor party when my boys shoved me onstage to have some freak rub cake icing (more like violently jump up and down on me) on me from head to toe.
Number of dudes you’ve smooched: Ok there was that one time when I was stranded in the Lower East Side back in the 80′s and I didn’t have money for the train to back to Queens and this Boricua dude…
Strangest thing you’ve done thus far: Learned a fox trot dance routine for the first dance at my wedding. Fo reals!

Marital Status: Married as hell